Actually I’ll spare you and just text Kayla fifty times I need to break my record anyway

I’m gonna angrily liveblog book distribution, so basically I’m just gonna complain for two hours

  • 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
  • 3 am: lol

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn)