Actually I’ll spare you and just text Kayla fifty times I need to break my record anyway
I’m gonna angrily liveblog book distribution, so basically I’m just gonna complain for two hours
Why is there such a longass line at Satan o’ clock in the fucking morning
- 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
- 3 am: lol
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..